*Names of individuals have been changed to protect the innocent (or guilty)
The other day when Eric came home from work Viana jumped into his arms and started to kiss him. "How sweet!" you might think. Not so sweet when the kissing continued like this:
Eric tried to pull away, but she kept trying to smother him with her love. Eventually, when Eric could not convince her to stop kissing him Viana explained, "Like Sally! Like Sally!" Then she pointed to Eric and said, "That's Billy! That's Billy!" Eric and I looked at each other, upon hearing these names and said..."Ohhhhhhhhhh, I seeeeeeeee." Now we know why Sally and Billy were so anxious to babysit for us the other night...time to themselves. We confronted Sally and Billy about aforementioned "bad example" they may have been setting for Viana, and this was their defense, "We stopped kissing every time she turned around and looked at us!" Well that's good.
Have no fear, we have re-trained Viana to give simple pecks on the cheek (though it took some effort), and we have already had Sally and Billy back to babysit--knowing now that they really are on their best behavior...because if not, we'll find out!
Dear Sally and Billy, should you read this, know that we still love you and trust you, and we even support you kissing. Just remember our dear SNL friend Brian Fellows and "Keep it clean please!"